Thursday, June 4, 2009

There oughtta be a law

Well, before it became a law, it would have to be a bill. It would be called Irma's Bill, and it would receive media coverage. Pundits across this fair land would debate it on thoughtful news programs, but in the end, the Bill would be victorious, and Irma's Law would be just that: LAW.

If you empty the garbage can, you are required to actually place a new garbage BAG inside said can, before your Wifely One comes along and dumps half a bowl of soup in to the bagless receptacle.

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