whose dumb idea it was to have so many pets??
Right, I forgot that part.
I am an animal person, I am an animal lover, I am all about animals. In theory, apparently.
Dudes, if I have to pick up one more pile of cat puke this week, or sweep up one more entire bushel of dog hair, or break one more nail to the quick trying to drag in the insanely barking dog, I may lose my mind.
I did NOT sign up for this. I signed up for romps on the beach with a dog, and cuddly evenings with purring kitties. And none of those cuddly evenings involved my bare foot in a pile of vomit.