At this moment, I have a turkey in the oven AND a load of laundry in the dryer. Look at me go!
Of course, if you read betwene the lines, this means I'm sitting on my butt, doing nothing but still taking credit for accomplishing two things at once.
Shut up, it does SO count.
Edit: Oh, and Happy Easter, by the way. I mean, if Easter is your "thing". If not...well, happy Sunday-no-different-from-any-other-Sunday. But Happy Easter, anyway.